Things I would rather do than watch the Golden Globes:
1. Light my pants on fire
2. Get a colonoscopy
3. Get a tooth pulled without anaesthesia
4. Get called for jury duty
5. Fall on a cactus
Defiinition of irony: being a wealthy celebrity complaining about how oppressed you are because of Trump. Even more ironic, most of these celebs clammored to go to Trump's parties and gatherings prior to his campaign. What changed?